So, I work at this fancy glasses store. Totally rewarding. But sometimes I’m asked to write brief descriptions of the product. I know that sounds easy, but trust me it’s not. It’s very, very hard for me. In fact, I think it may be killing me. Seriously. Each time I write a frame description, I vomit a little bit in my mouth, my immune system weakens, and I inch closer and closer to becoming a twink.
Here’s a sampling of some of my handiwork:
