Tefillin Barbie. No question I’d hit that.

Well, maybe through a hole in a sheet.

Wait, is that a baby-T under your tallit? You a bad Jewess, aren’t you?

Oh yeah. Read those scrollz, gurrl. Just like that.

Okay, now bring it down…lower…lower…loooower…

I just want to take you home and buy you two dishwashers.

Amen.

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