My proposal: that the 50-foot Michael Jackson robot be surrounded by 50-foot robots of curious/frightened Japanese people.

You know what they should do? Have Chris Hansen construct a 25-foot pre-teen robot. The lurer becoming the lured, eh? Smells like sweeps week material to me. Robot pedophiles don’t need the internet to strike. They ARE the internet.

Chris Hansen: the King of Pop* right now. Do your thing, buddy. USA <3’s U.

“Oops! Sorry.” Funniest thing ever.

* = deservedly cruel vigilantism

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