TGIF!

Anyone see the Prez do stand up the other night?

People in the audience:

“Haha! Why are we clapping?”

“Because the world is dying. Wooo!”

The internet <3's M.C. Rove

“It’s funny because he subjugates black people!”

“I know, riiiight? It’s, like, his job as a civil servant. LOL!”

Iraq = :’(

Hey, remember Hurricane Katrina? That was fucked up too. Right, Lil’ Wayne?

Eeeek! When did Lil’ Wayne become a poignant social commentator? Via underground mixtape, no less.

Lil’ Wayne is so Frank Rich right now. Also, he’s 6 months older than me. And the best rapper alive.

Best part of losing two Jaguars? Being 23 years old and having two Jaguars.

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