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The more I fight it, the worse it gets. I’m becoming such a New York Jew.

Case in point: I bought a New York Knicks hat this weekend. I don’t even like the Knicks (in fact, the almost-but-not-really dream team of Ewing, Oakley, Starks, etc. was probably my least favorite anything of the Nineties). No, I got the hat because it was only $4.50.

Then I talked the dude down to $3.75.

Beeteedubz, Happy passover!

I’m sad youtube didn’t exist when I was in high school.

Some friends, my girlfriend, and I went to my parent’s house for Passover seder, and the entire dinner conversation was this:
“There is no archaeological proof Jews were even in Egypt.”
“Seriously. Jews weren’t slaves.”
“Can you imagine a bunch of Jews building a pyramid?”
“Building anything.”
“Ikea furniture.”
“We didn’t build the pyramids. Maybe we designed them, but we didn’t build them.”
“You’re upsetting your mother.”

Speaking of Seders, don’t you wish someone would make the movie Twister, but with the ten biblical plagues?

I haven’t been this excited for a Hilary Swank movie since:

Cut to: ten years later, winner of 2 Oscars.

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