Because Cam’Ron is going to be on 60 Minutes this Sunday!

Anderson Cooper (America’s favorite closeted gay) is interviewing Cam’Ron (my favorite borderline-retarded millionaire) on the topic of hip-hop’s animosity towards the police. This, to me, is on par with the Super Bowl.

I can’t wait.

Tonight on 60 Minutes: Anderson Cooper’s report on how rappers don’t like police officers. Also, Leslie Stahl discovers that chocolate milk is delicious. And don’t miss Andy Rooney as he tries to describe the beauty of a slide-rule before falling asleep in a puddle of his own drool.

Direct quote from Cam’Ron: “There’s not really to talk about with the police…I mean…for what?” [sic][sic][sic][so fucking sic].

Did you notice the restraint right there? For Cam’Ron to be talking about serial killers on national television and not bust out with something ridiculous like “Cam be a loony rebel, a serial killa/ I eat Fruity Pebbles at yo burial, n*gga,” that takes poise.

Cam’Ron is a hero. Watch it again. Just look at him. He’s stoned out of his mind. Those diamonds are so heavy his earlobes are sinking.

He got a 7 on his SAT’s and makes MILLION$ OF DOLLAR$.

I got a sneak preview of the rest of the Cam’Ron interview, unfortunately it’s only audio. I know, it sucks, but it’s kind of crazy how much Anderson Cooper’s voice sounds exactly like mine. I’d go so far as to say it sounds like a terrible attempt at an impersonation. Click below to listen.

<– Cam’Ron on 60 Minutes.

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