Want proof John McCain won’t ever be president? Watch him take orders from a snarky Jew:

SIT DOWN!

 I could watch that for hours.

I wonder if forty years ago, when the Vietcong were sticking bamboo shoots up his pee-hole, John McCain ever thought to himself:

“Someday, I’m going to make it back to America and run for president. First, I’ll work for years and years to become a well-liked and respected Senator, so that when I do eventually decide to run, I’ll be far and away the most qualified candidate in the field. THEN, for no logical reason, I’ll derail my campaign by being the most uncompromisingly dillusional proponent for a mismanaged urban war eerily similar to the one I’m being tortured in right now.”

I wonder if he thought that! I do!

Politics are hilarious.

The whole interview is here:

McCain =

= tragic irony