Bump N Grind N Start 2 Heal
For every major American tragedy, there is an artist who steps up and writes a song that captures the moment, helping us all cope with the profound feelings of loss and devastation. 9-11 had Bruce Springsteen, Hurricane Katrina had U2 & Green Day, and now Virginia Tech has R&B superstar R. Kelly.
R. Kelly, who is an alleged (alleged=video taped) child-molester (molester=used as a toilet), felt moved to compose his tribute after watching the terrible events unfold on TV two weeks ago.
You can listen to the “inspirational” song here:
My mistake. That’s a different song he wrote called “Sex Weed,” which is about having sex that is so good it’s exactly like smoking weed!!! Sex weed. You know, when the sex is like weed and the weed is like sex?
Sex give me the munchies
And now I wanna eat it up, oh!
Best lyric of all time? (Answer: yes.)
Least appropriate person in the world to write a tribute song to a school shooting? (Also: yes.)
Nooooo, Kellz. You’re the one who wasn’t convicted of a sex crime, remember? How soon we forget. Lay off the sex weed, buddy.
Required Viewing:
R. Kelly with Celine Dion:
Click here to see the ENTIRE “Trapped in the Closet” hip hop opera.
P.S. You should def see the first thing that comes up if you Google Image the words “R. Kelly.” Because it’s this.
May 4th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Now that’s a blow up doll that I DO NOT want! LOL…………
Then again, I can take it with me late at night and threaten any potential rapist with it. “Stand back, or R. Kelly will pee on you!”
Stay funny.
May 17th, 2007 at 7:43 am
[...] Martin Luther King is a little ridiculous. I mean, MLK never wrote a song about sex weed. Or the Virginia Tech shootings. Plus, Dr. King only had dreams. Kelly has dreams and makes them a reality. And if that means [...]
May 31st, 2007 at 12:54 pm
[...] of attention (from me). It’s called “The Zoo,” and it’s basically “Sex Weed” meets Planet Earth. The result is, as expected, unbefuckinglievable. (Although, it is a bit [...]
June 11th, 2008 at 8:19 am
IMHO! It is time to close this case. Ship process of R Kelly sex video stretches too long… :((