The Washington Times is reporting that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg is prepared to spend up to a billion dollars of his own money if and when he decides to enter the 2008 presidential race as an independent candidate.

$1 billion dollars. And not a cent more.

Here’s the campaign poster:

A divorced billionaire Jew running for president. That shouldn’t scare too many people. He might as well make Flava Flav his running mate.

Although, truthfully, I think a billion dollars might just be enough money to win over some unlikely voters. Like a couple of farmers having a beer after a long day’s work.

“You know, I’ll tell you this, I don’t trust the Jews. And I think New York City is a filthy place full of queers. And I know he wants to kill babies and all that. But, gee whiz, if a man wants to spend a billion dollars of his own money to be President, then that’s gotta tell you somethin’.”
“MmmmHmmmm”
“Hoo-wee! That Jew must really want it bad! A billion dollars? That’s nine zeroes right there!”
“Mmmhmmm.”
“If I had a billion dollars, I wouldn’t be no Jewish president, I’ll to you that much. No, I’d have me a swimming pool full of Coors, a KFC right there in the shed, and my very own Nascar track made of solid gold and black diamonds.”
“Get ‘er done.” 

Bloomberg has over $700,000 worth of whimsical yarmulkes.

Best quote in the article:

“Bloomberg is H. Ross Perot on steroids”

You know who else is Ross Perot on steroids? Any billionaire over three feet tall.

On a similar note, I read that Al Franken is trailing incumbent Norm Coleman by 22 points in the battle to be the Jewish Senator of Minnesota.

I don’t know how much it’ll help, but I’d like to go on the record and officially endorse Al Franken in his bid for Senator. As a crabby Jewish comedian from Minnesota, I can’t think of anyone more qualified to be a US Senator than another crabby Jewish comedian from Minnesota.

Not to mention that Norm Coleman is an evil snake and his son is a little fucking punk. True story.  

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