Earlier today, on my way back to work from lunch, I got stopped on the sidewalk by a lesbian holding a clipboard.
This was our interaction:
Lesbian: Excuse me, do you have a couple minutes for Gay Rights?
Me: No, I don’t. Sorry.
Lesbian: (angrily) Good one.
Me: Good one?
Lesbian: (yelling) Just get AWAY from me!
Still don’t know what that was about. But, in any case, I’d like to dedicate this song to her. It was on Power 97 last night.







