Idioms 4 Idiots

During a speech given this morning, President Bush said this:

“In Russia, reforms that once promised to empower citizens have been derailed, with troubling implications for democratic development.”

I’m sorry Mr. President, but having you act like a spokesperson for democratic development is like having R. Kelly write a tribute song for the Virginia Tech shooting victims. 

Bush calling the Putin black

Eat it, Bush.

Kanye Kettle

He won’t eat Skittles, either. Racist.

In other news, Taliban leader Haji Mansour Dadullah tells Al-Jazeera he has proof Osama Bin Laden is alive. The proof, he says, is in the form of a condolence letter he received from Bin Laden shortly after his brother, Mullah Dadullah, died in May.

This is the letter, with the official CIA-vetted translation in red.  (click to enlarge)

Translated Osama bin Letter

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