Michael Jordan is not handling his divorce well.

Remember how happy he was when he was married?

Now look at him:

No wonder Matthew Perry left him. He was already so competitive and agressive. Now it looks like he’s drunk and abusive to boot. (Although, Kevin Bacon was probably asking for it. No one likes a grape tosser.)

The next Hanes commercial has MJ smashing and snorting oxycontins with Crispin Glover.

It’s a shame. He once was the G.O.A.T.

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