Archive for June 15th, 2007

Who said flip-flops couldn’t be sexy?

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Romney Woos!

Woo: (transitive verb) To seek the affection of with intent to romance.

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney on Friday told hundreds of anti-abortion activists that his conversion to their cause is genuine

…and that the way they were all looking at him was making him hard.

Romney’s speech was interrupted several times by applause

…and moaning.

He then fed the crowd chocolate-dipped strawberries and complimented their bodies.

After the speech, Romney gave away copies of his new book:

Romney’s Harlequin