Boring Girl: So, you’re a comedian?
Me: Yes.
Boring Girl: Well, I have a joke you could tell on stage sometime.
Me: I don’t know.
Boring Girl: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Me: …
Boring Girl: Because he was feeling crumby. Haha.
Me: …
Boring Girl: What? Have you heard that one before?
Me: Yeah…but the punchline was different.
Boring Girl: Oh? What was your version?
Me: Why did Cookie go to the doctor?
Boring Girl: Why?
Me: Because her husband is Magic Johnson and he has A.I.D.S.
Boring Girl: …
Me: And it’s really important that she go to a doctor on a regular basis.
Boring Girl: …