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Last show of the Zebro season!

Did you see this?! (You can totally tell Steven Spielberg endorsed her.)

So…that means she’s dead, right? Please tell me that means she’s dead.

Nevermind. I just checked her website. She’s still very alive.

The Sopranos spoof was just a way to announce Hillary Clinton’s 2008 campaign song. This is it:

Seriously? Celine Dion? Singing about clouds? Am I in Guantanamo?

It makes sense, though. A barfy song by a barfy woman for a barfy woman looking to take control of a barfy country.

The best lyric has to be: “If I could travel across the world, the secrets I would tell.” How about we put her in charge of all our national secrets then, shall we?

After eight years of Bush, what this country needs is the leadership of a menopausal spy.

The New York Times says:

This video, by far, represents the best campaign spot we’ve seen this season.

What? Is the world ending? I can’t handle it. I’m never voting again.

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