Did you see this?! (You can totally tell Steven Spielberg endorsed her.)
So…that means she’s dead, right? Please tell me that means she’s dead.
Nevermind. I just checked her website. She’s still very alive.
The Sopranos spoof was just a way to announce Hillary Clinton’s 2008 campaign song. This is it:
Seriously? Celine Dion? Singing about clouds? Am I in Guantanamo?
It makes sense, though. A barfy song by a barfy woman for a barfy woman looking to take control of a barfy country.
The best lyric has to be: “If I could travel across the world, the secrets I would tell.” How about we put her in charge of all our national secrets then, shall we?
After eight years of Bush, what this country needs is the leadership of a menopausal spy.
The New York Times says:
This video, by far, represents the best campaign spot we’ve seen this season.
What? Is the world ending? I can’t handle it. I’m never voting again.
Click to see more about 2008 campaign songs…
Here are some more appropriate campaign songs for some other possible candidates.
Barack Obama: “Sexy Back”
Al Gore: “Hot in Herre” (as in: the atmosphere)
John McCain: “Out of Touch”
Dennis Kucinich: “Lollipop Guild”
Mitt Romney: “Liar”
Fred Thompson: “Going Through the Motions”
Rudy Giuliani: “Creep”
Michael Bloomberg: “Make it Rain”
John Edwards: “Pretty Boy”
Sam Brownback: “Can I Live?”
Mike Gravel: “Crazy”
(I couldn’t find a youtube for Tom T. Hall’s “I Love,” which would have been perfect.)
Mike Huckabee: “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off”
Chris Dodd: “I Can’t Win”
Duncan Hunter: “Who Am I?”
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