47 year-old CNN correspondent and renowned demon-hag, Nancy Grace, announced today that she’s pregnant with twins!!!!Â
No word yet if she plans on keeping the babies or simply eating them.
She released a copy of the ultrasound to the press:
The father is said to be her husband, David Linch, an Atlanta investment banker. However, Mrs. Grace isn’t giving up the possibility that she was gang-raped by the entire Duke Lacrosse team.
(What I’m saying is she’s a terrible person.)
