Archive for June 27th, 2007

Invite Them (me) Up! Tonight!

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Invite Them Up
hosted by Eugene Mirman and Bobby Tisdale
Rififi: 332 E. 11th St., $5
Doors open at 8:40pm

Performing:
Brett Gelman
Rich Brooks
Joe Mande
Hannibal Buress
Reggie Watts
Leo Allen
and
MORE!

Just as I suspected

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Paris Hilton is a sixth-grade Hmong girl.

Look at this self-portrait she drew while in prison:

paris hilton

(All my St. Paul peeps know what I’m talkin’ about! Look at that shit. It’s uncanny)

Also, did the Post nail it this morning, or did they nail it?

NAILED IT

It’s true, the bimbos were FREAKING OUT yesterday.