Invite Them Up
hosted by Eugene Mirman and Bobby Tisdale
Rififi: 332 E. 11th St., $5
Doors open at 8:40pm

Performing:
Brett Gelman
Rich Brooks
Joe Mande
Hannibal Buress
Reggie Watts
Leo Allen
and
MORE!

Paris Hilton is a sixth-grade Hmong girl.

Look at this self-portrait she drew while in prison:

(All my St. Paul peeps know what I’m talkin’ about! Look at that shit. It’s uncanny)

Also, did the Post nail it this morning, or did they nail it?

It’s true, the bimbos were FREAKING OUT yesterday.