Just as I suspected

Paris Hilton is a sixth-grade Hmong girl.

Look at this self-portrait she drew while in prison:

paris hilton

(All my St. Paul peeps know what I’m talkin’ about! Look at that shit. It’s uncanny)

Also, did the Post nail it this morning, or did they nail it?

NAILED IT

It’s true, the bimbos were FREAKING OUT yesterday.

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