@Mo Pitkins: 34 Ave A
7:30pm, $5 or so

@The P.I.T.: 154 W. 29th St.
9:30 pm, $5

@Pianos: Ludlow and Stanton in the Lower East Side
8pm, Free?

@Jimmy’s No. 43: 43 E. 7th Street betw. 2nd and 3rd Aves
8:00pm, FREE

@Rififi: 332 E. 11th St.
8pm, $5, 21+

@ Rififi: 332 E. 11th Street
8pm, $5

I. Lewis Scooter Libby was granted clemency by President Bush yesterday, thus insuring that the former chief of staff to the Vice President will not have to serve any of his 30 month prison sentence for perjury and obstruction of justice in the CIA leak investigation.

A lot of people are upset about this, especially the Democratic presidential candidates. 

“This is exactly the kind of politics we must change so we can begin restoring the American people’s faith in a government.” - Barack Obama

“The cause of equal justice in America took a serious blow today.” - John Edwards

“Today’s decision is yet another example that this Administration simply considers itself above the law.” - Hillary Clinton

“This coffee made me farty! (followed by 40 seconds of growling)” - Mike Gravel

Part of me feels this is a miscarriage of justice. One of many this administration has perpetrated since stealing the election in 2000. However, I have to admit it’s comforting to know that in America, if sleazy Jew makes enough friends, he won’t ever have to spend a day in prison. That’s all someone like me can hope for.