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    Archive for July 12th, 2007

    China is scary

    Thursday, July 12th, 2007

    China is scary

    Consider the following:

    1. Anti-freeze toothpaste.
    2. Cardboard dumplings.
    3. Babies full of needles.
    4. Dragon bone consumption.
    5. Really bad headaches.
    6. 2 billion rats.
    7. No Simpsons.
    8. Organ harvest prisons.
    9. Dog holocaust.
    10. Slave kids.
    11. Old lady penguin feet.
    12. Molten metal accidents.
    13. Cyborg pigeons.
    14. Faulty penis transplants.
    15. Blood-red poop rivers.

    No thank you.

    Posted in Babies, Dental hygiene, EEEEK, Fear, Food, Guts, Kids, Other belief systems, Pain, Penis, Poop, The Elderly, Vermin | 1 Comment »


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