I just read a story about a new group of people calling themselves “vegansexuals.” These are vegans who have decided, somewhat sanctimoniously, to only have sex with other vegans.
Hey vegans, we already had a word for that. It was ”vegans.”
(P.S. The feeling is mutual.)
A day in the life of a vegansexual:
What a racist!
By the way, that was the best looking woman vegan google could find. Barf. You can’t even tell if it’s a man or a woman, but there’s no question it’s a vegan.
How about you EAT THAT, vegans?
Also, that hamburger dude has been, and will eternally be, my favorite thing ever put on the internet.
That dude’s the best. It was one of the first things I had posted on my old blog, like, 3 years ago.
I love that you can’t leave a comment here if you can’t do math. Sweet. Anyhoo - burger dude is Badlands Booker, Competitive Eater, Force of Nature and Hip Hop God. Perhaps you recognize him from the hit single “I Can’t Stop” (CHIPS)? (Organic Blue Corn chips, of course.)
Dude, I was so planning to write about this. Beautiful monsters, they are, beautiful monsters.