So You Think You Can Dance (Like a Baby Fox)?
Every week, my girlfriend punishes me by making me watch So You Think You Can Dance with her. At first, the show was so intensely gay that I couldn’t even handle it. But, as the season progressed I managed to slowly build a tolerance to it, forming a callous on my brain.
During last night’s broadcast, however, there was a dance that totally shattered my new-found resolve. The typical amount of gayness that I’ve grown accustomed to was somehow combined with an equal (if not larger) amount of profound retardation. Plus a hint of Disney. The result was, without rival, the most intensely WTF thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
I’d give Wade Robson PLIPPS, but I feel like he’s already given it to himself. Only a PLIPPS victim would wear a flowy linen hippie shirt with sanskrit lettering all over it. Or choreograph a dance for national television about rabid lesbian foxes. What a mess.
August 17th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Here’s the problem. The camera work is fantastic. The camera operators were doing a much more graceful job than the dancers.
I agree with you completely though. The show isn’t called “So You Think You Can Feed Your Young A Scarf.”
August 20th, 2007 at 12:32 am
Is that your girlfriend with the 7 inch penis?
Come out already.
August 20th, 2007 at 8:13 am
I think that you guys need to seriously stop right there. Lacey and Sabra did a fantastic job and were believable foxes. I think that you what you think of as “gayness” is just the dance being unusual. It was extremely creative. It’s easier to insult than to actually do the thing yourself.
And also, the scarf is supposed to represent food…
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