Yesterday morning, I went through the trouble of uploading the lesbian fox routine from the So You Think You Can Dance finale onto youtube. I did this because I felt it was important for those who missed it to see the most gaytarded thing ever made. In fact, I even edited it down a little–CUT THE FAT OUT–to streamline the gaytarded nature of the video and make it more enjoyable (see: less enjoyable) for the viewing public. And for what?

I’m sad to say that this stupid fucking clip is quickly becoming my most widely viewed online video. As of this morning, it’s gotten almost 3000 hits and already has garnered over 20 viewer comments. The comments, by the way, are overwhelmingly positive and completely void of irony.

The world is a cold, miserable, stupid place and youtube is the cause of it.

Click below to read my fave comments so far:

sweetspike (18 hours ago)

sorry, but I’m not at all convinced it was retarded. I felt the Wade created an amazing piece and the girls danced it beautifully!

Sorry, but I’m not at all convinced that you’re not retarded.

jdeslauriers (17 hours ago)

Yeah, what’s up with the insult to the choreography. So many routines contain movements for movements’ sake. They tell no story. This was esoteric.

Oh, the dance was esoteric. I understand now. I guess you just have to be a small, mentally ill, and thoroughly homosexual forest mammal to truly understand it. My bad.

AndromechA (17 hours ago)

“retarded”? It was really adorable. They’re Baby Foxes for crying out loud!!! What would you want them to be?

First of all, yes. Retarded. In regard to your second point: truthfully, I guess I’d want them to be The Wire. But that show doesn’t even come back on until February, so until then it’s this kind of bullshit. Ugh.

ethi17 (14 hours ago)

the routine was retarted but they acomplished it very well

Haha! Agreed, ethi17. As retarts [sic], I also thought they nailed it.

daaborion (10 hours ago) Marked as spam

Dance is like any other art form. Sometimes it’s not about how technical or hard it is to do, but what emotions are brought out by it. look in museums. most any piece of art there can be done by professional artists/designers like myself.. but someone had to come up with it, and how it touches people. If art were only about the difficulty to make it it wouldn’t be art

I see where you’re coming from, daabortion. Surely an artist/designer like yourself has been to a modern art museum where a painting was made of, say, elephant dung, picked scabs, and semen. Right? Because, for me, this was the dance equivalent of that, only with more Karate Kid influence.

mistyaqua (14 hours ago)
whats with the scarves. I mean… come on…

tubeview888 (10 hours ago)
its meat damn it, mother wolf is feeding her baby

Mmmmm…scarf meat. That’s why I never learned to juggle, because the scarves made me so hungry. I always ended up making fajitas out of them.

I hate all these people. I need a nerd to help me make PLIPPS into a computer virus.

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