Senior Idaho Senator Larry Craig stepped down as Senatorial liaison for the Mitt Romney presidential campaign yesterday after it was discovered that he was arrested for “lewd conduct” in the Minneapolis/St. Paul International Airport back in June.

Artist’s interpretation:

You can read the article here. It’s pretty amazing, although I must say I wish the cop was a little more descriptive regarding the “lewd conduct” the Senator was looking to participate in. Because, right now, the whole encounter reads like a Benny Hill sketch. There’s a lot of confused, horny pantomime.

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