Oh, really? You’re some sort of fashion visionary for wearing silly striped sunglasses?

Don’t think so, Kanye. I think we both know where you got that idea…

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I just got an orange juice at the nearby deli and happened to overhear this conversation between the two Chinese women working the cash registers.

Chinese Woman #1: Why it’s so slow today?

Chinese Woman #2: Today is Jew Day in America.

(Chinese Woman #1 then covered her mouth and giggled for 15 seconds.)