Just when I was ready to pack my Myspace up and devote myself fully to Facebook, this happens… 

Today I got friend request on Myspace from a guy named Marc in Miami. He also sent a message that read simply:

“I just started a new web site called www.getshaded.com. check it out.”

“What?” I asked myself. “Who is Marc?”

So, I checked out his profile.

A finger designer interested in meeting no one? What? 

Unsatisfied, I delved further into Marc’s myspace to see if I could learn more about him, beyond his finger designing for guys and girls.

What I discovered was so much more/less than I could have ever dreamed…

Here are Marc’s pictures:

 

Marc loves peace. And his website.

 

Marc’s fave place to get some SHADE: Front porch at night.

 

Dopest SHADEST wedding ring ever.

Marc is bi-sexSHADEual.

Marc thinks the word “SHADE” means something it doesn’t.

Shade!! = Outdoor Cafe!!

  

A friend, a koi pond, and some coronas? All signs point to SHADED.

Cool is when your gay SHADE finger pad matches your gay SHADE necklace.

Fine, Marc. FINE. I went to www.getshaded.com. And after seeing it, I only have one question to ask you: Have you ever wanted to wear a band-aid that wasn’t a band-aid? Because, if so, you just GOT SHADED, motherfucker.

Here’s a screenshot:

“Let your fingers express themselves.”

Before Get Shadeds, such a thing wasn’t possible.

“Stands alone against all other accessories.”

…except band-aids. They’re pretty much just non-sterile band-aids. Only way more SHADED.

“Get todays trend for your friends.”

MARC: Hey friend, I got you something special for your birthday!
FRIEND: Is it one of those shader things? Because I will punch you in the face.
MARC: Yes! And they’re called SHADEDS!
(MARC begins to weep like a lost child. FRIEND punches MARC in the face. End scene.)

“One size fits all.”

However, just because a shaded might fit your finger, that doesn’t mean it’s necessarily allowed.

Correction: ONLY FOR MARRIED TEEN or GIRLS!

Rings are so 20th centch. Welcome to the 21th SHADEury, assholes.

POSITIVELY NO TEENS OR GUYS WEARING POKA DOTS!!!

The moral of the story is Marc will never be my friend. But, his website is now my homepage.

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