1. I’ve been meaning to write something very clever and thoughtful for the past couple of days, but instead I’ve just been watching this video over and over again:

(It’s my new Montgomery Mini-Mall.)

2. Who’s pumped for the new Osama bin Threat-tape? I know I am! Have you seen the sneak peek pictures of the guy? He looks better than ever! Me thinks he’s been using some of this:

3. Lastly, you should def come to Rififi on Sunday night, for I will be co-hosting Max Silvestri’s monthly show “I Like Attention.” It’s always a fun and exciting time, plus Max and I made a video.

Look who struck e-GOLD!!!

The singing! The spinning choreography! Tom Kruse the nurse inventor! The Grand Canyon! AAAAAHHH! There’s so much to talk about! All I know is these videos reeeeeally make me wish I was super old. Or, just a little bit more lazy.

JOE’S HANUKKAH WISHLIST:
Nintendo Wii
iPhone
Tempurpedic mattress
Miniature Great Dane
Pinky ring
Laser gun flashlight (premade)
Valour jumpsuit
Skills
ZERO-TURN, OFF-ROAD-READY WHEELCHAIR

Thanks to all the people who came out to Totally J/K (and Crash Test) last night. It was certainly a Labor Day for the ages.

For those of you who missed it, Noah and I presented this incredibly topical and important video, entitled: “Bathroom Body Language.” Please enjoy…

Related video: “Teamwork”

Zuzu: 474 Mass Ave

Free comedy & free scotch.

Rififi: 332 E. 11th St.
8:45pm, $5, 21+

Totally JK with Joe and Noah
Labor Day Blowout
Rififi: 332 E 11th St
8pm, $5, 21+