Falling Down

Michael Douglas’ son, Cameron Douglas, is facing charges for felony drug possession.

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Eek. See what drugs do to you, kids? They make you look like a younger, sadder, more-Frankensteiny version of your movie star father.

If you ask me, none of this would have happened if Michael Douglas were around more for his son as young boy, to kind-of-but-not-really make pancakes for him and whatnot.

One Response to “Falling Down”

  1. Joe Mande » Beyond the shadow of a forehead scar Says:

    [...] in my living room gathering star bits, when I received this email regarding something I wrote about Michael Douglas’ fucked up son last October. Dear Joe: I think what you posted about Michael Douglas’s son is really awful [...]

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