Falling Down
Michael Douglas’ son, Cameron Douglas, is facing charges for felony drug possession.

Eek. See what drugs do to you, kids? They make you look like a younger, sadder, more-Frankensteiny version of your movie star father.
If you ask me, none of this would have happened if Michael Douglas were around more for his son as young boy, to kind-of-but-not-really make pancakes for him and whatnot.


January 11th, 2008 at 7:47 am
[...] in my living room gathering star bits, when I received this email regarding something I wrote about Michael Douglas’ fucked up son last October. Dear Joe: I think what you posted about Michael Douglas’s son is really awful [...]