Archive for November 1st, 2007

How constipated are YOUR foot-periods?

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

The following commercial (which, for the record, aired immediately following the credits to Jeremy Piven’s Journey of a Lifetime) is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen on TV.

You’re probably going to need to watch that about 100 more times. I know I did.

Bad Dog!

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s racism.

However, if there’s one thing I love, it’s meta-racism.

If you haven’t heard it yet, this is the phone call that’s gotten Dog the Bounty Hunter kicked of his hit television show, Dog the Bounty Hunter. To be honest, the phone call is more psychic than it is racist. And it’s sooo racist.

(Warning: the audio is NSFW. Unless you work at the Ku Klux Klan.)

Priceless. Also, EEK2.

That shit is like a Mr. Show sketch. (Peace be upon it.) It’s the “Pre-Taped Call In Show” of racist celebrity meltdowns.

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