Bad Dog!
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s racism.
However, if there’s one thing I love, it’s meta-racism.
If you haven’t heard it yet, this is the phone call that’s gotten Dog the Bounty Hunter kicked of his hit television show, Dog the Bounty Hunter. To be honest, the phone call is more psychic than it is racist. And it’s sooo racist.
(Warning: the audio is NSFW. Unless you work at the Ku Klux Klan.)
Priceless. Also, EEK2.
That shit is like a Mr. Show sketch. (Peace be upon it.) It’s the “Pre-Taped Call In Show” of racist celebrity meltdowns.
I still can’t believe Dog the Bounty Hunter is racist! He doesn’t look like a racist.
You’re telling me this guy is a racist?

But he has shells in his hair!

You’re telling me a guy walking around with a wizard’s staff, wearing mp3 sunglasses and a fake police badge is…narrow-minded?

Nope. Don’t believe it. Neither of these dudes could possibly be intolerant.

There’s no way the dude in this mugshot is a prejudiced person.


