To my friends and family:
Before I say anything else, I just want tell you all that I love you. Or, rather, I loved you. So much. This wasn’t anyone’s fault but my own. You’ve meant the world to me. Everything I was was because of you. I’ll cherish each and every moment I spent with you, the good times and the bad, for all of eternity.
Unfortunately, the time has come for me to say goodbye. I’m sorry it had to end like this. Please try to understand. I’ve tried so hard. So hard pretending to be something I’m not. Almost an entire year, living a lie. Living in agony. Fighting the urges. Ignoring the voice in my head that kept yelling, “DO IT, JOE! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! JUST DO IT AND GET IT OVER WITH!”
I tried to be strong, but I guess I wasn’t quite strong enough.
The urge overtook me. I lost control. And now I’ll never see any of you again.
Last night, I bought a Nintendo Wii from the Toys R Us on Broadway. It’s everything I dreamed it would be. But, because no one ever wants to come to Queens, and I don’t plan on ever leaving my apartment again, I guess this means goodbye. It was a pleasure having known all of you. I’ll always love you. I couldn’t go on living a lie. This was how it had to end. I wish you all long and happy lives. And even though I won’t be here with you anymore in person, just remember that I’m in a happier place now (and that place is Super Mario Galaxy).
I’m so sorry. Wii is so tight.
Yours in spirit,
Joe
PS: I named my console “Joe Mandwii,” so I should probz go ahead and kill myself for realsies.
wario party is the most A.D.D. game ever
try playing it without saying “what the … are you .. is this serious?”
I have genuinely been feeling suicidal, googled ‘my life is over’ and came up with this. It didnt really help but it didnt make it worse either. Help.
im also feeling suicidal and googled ‘my life is over’. i thought this was someones suicide note which made me a bit upset..until i saw the toys are us bit! haha its funny =D made me smile so thankyou. anyway, if were that pathetic to actually google ‘my life is over’, we deserve this.
My life’s over too. I just filled this in and lost everything cuz my stupid fucking boyfriend is an asshole. So fuck it… I just don’t want to live anymore, but I’m too much of a coward to do anything about it. Besides, it would upset my kids.
this was not funny. google really should block this. very misleading, I’m not happy at all.
googled “my life is over” and got this too, oh well and I guess its really not. Whatever
I also googled “my life is over” as well as “want to die.” I thought I was reading someone’s suicide note and thought it would be easy to copy. I am still thinking that, even though I know the whole thing was a fucking joke… how fucked up is that? It’s okay though, you assholes can enjoy your fucking wii games while we ram shotguns down our throats.
this was the most retarded thing ever.. its so gay how u made it sound like a suicide note..
btw wii sux, its 4 ppl w/ no lives just like u.
Thanks for the insight, “Vampirus.” (BTW: someone with the email address “bandgeek0892@yahoo.com” shouldn’t hurl insults about having no life.)
joe:
so i saw you at the free show in NYC last night and came to verify your bit.
by the way, the same chiles/dick thing happened to me, except it involved “Dave’s Insanity Sauce” and i had to force myself to go to sleep in a quivering fetal position because of the excruciating pain. just thought i’d let you know, and awesome show by the way
ahaha all these suicidal bitches. go get a shrink dont google how shitty your life is roflmao
Googled it also, came up with this…my life really is over tho, my wife has left me. I am done for.