Look:

“Did you hear this, folks? Blah blah blah…blah blah blah…Michael Jackson joke…blah blah blah.”

332 E. 11th St.
$5

70 N 6th St.
Williamsburg, BKLN, NY
Free scotch, probably

South Orange, NJ?

Me and Baron Vaughn

PS: Come to Totally JK on Monday.

This is the audition tape Noah and I made for the upcoming Notorious B.I.G. movie. I think we have a shot (bad choice of words)…(because he was shot to death, dontchyaknow?!)

You should go to www.foxsearchlight.com/notorious if you want to LOL (laugh out loud) and FUI (feel uncomfortable inside).

Also, if you try to Google Image Search the words “B.I.G. R.I.P.” this is the first thing that comes up:

B.I.G. R.I.P. = Space Vagina!!!!

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Lil Wayne’s next album doesn’t drop until at least next February, yet that hasn’t stopped the album art from already leaking out onto the internet. And from the looks of it, it’s going to be his gayest album yet.

“ONLEE DA TRU THUGZ WERR MAIKUP.”

PLEASE GOD LET THIS BECOME A TREND.

Swish. Count it.

Eek? Whatevs. I don’t care, he’s still my #1 friend crush.

Gotham Comedy Club: 208 W. 23rd Street

The following commercial (which, for the record, aired immediately following the credits to Jeremy Piven’s Journey of a Lifetime) is the most insane thing I’ve ever seen on TV.

You’re probably going to need to watch that about 100 more times. I know I did.

If there’s one thing I hate, it’s racism.

However, if there’s one thing I love, it’s meta-racism.

If you haven’t heard it yet, this is the phone call that’s gotten Dog the Bounty Hunter kicked of his hit television show, Dog the Bounty Hunter. To be honest, the phone call is more psychic than it is racist. And it’s sooo racist.

(Warning: the audio is NSFW. Unless you work at the Ku Klux Klan.)

Priceless. Also, EEK².

That shit is like a Mr. Show sketch. (Peace be upon it.) It’s the “Pre-Taped Call In Show” of racist celebrity meltdowns.

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