Did you guys see 60 Minutes last night? Jeez Louise! Who knew Anderson Cooper was such a racist?

Eeeek. What a creep. More like Anderson KKKooper! Ammiright???

For the past few months, I’ve been getting free issues of Complex Magazine in the mail. I have no idea why or how they started showing up, but I know for a fact I’m not paying for them. So weird. The first time it came, I actually tried reading it while I was on the toilet. But I had to stop because it made me so stupid I forgot how to poop. Since then, I’ve promptly thrown the magazine in the garbage as soon as I took it out of my mailbox. The end.

…or is it?

When I got the December/January issue yesterday, something about the cover story intrigued me…

Hmmm…let’s see…is Lil’ Wayne crazy? I don’t know. But, considering your pull quote is “I’m a Martian, and if you understand me then you’re Jesus Christ,” I’m going to go ahead and say YES. Yes, Lil Wayne is crazy.

Want more proof? Read the following quotes from Lil’ Wayne’s retarded extensive interview with Complex Magazine (note: they’re unbelievable):

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Thank you so much.

Love,

Joe

I know I keep changing my mind, but I really think I mean it this time. I’ve decided I’m voting for Tom Tancredo (R-CO) for President of the United States. Why? Because he is strong on the issues I care about.

Uhm…more like: Tancredope.as.fuck. Am I right? What a beast.

He should seriously start calling himself “The Perfect Storm” Tancredo. Dude is the ideal candidate. Not only is he drop dead gorge, but also intimidatingly intelligent. He seems to know exactly what real Americans worry about. I mean, look at the latest authentic news poll I found:

PS: (R-CO) = (Retarded-Cookoo)

Time Magazine recently asked a bunch of celebrities who they thought should win this year’s Person of the Year award. Stephen King, of course, said Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan should win because they have destroyed the legitimacy of all media (…?). Aretha Franklin nominated her friend Bill Cosby for all his important work speaking out against black kids making a scene in the candy shoppes wearing their baggy jeans. My favorite, though, was Brian Williams’ choice for Person of the Year. Because it was the same as mine.

My [Brian Williams] nominee for 2007 Person of the Year is a woman…

…a woman with a history of abuse…

…a woman who has never run for elective office…

…someone we all know, someone who makes her presence known on a daily basis in all our lives and, for my money, is better than any male alternative.

That woman is Mother Earth.

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Or at least made one of them about Kwanzaa?