Bedrock Yomama was the big winner last night, becoming the new President of Iowa. Meanwhile, his main rival, Hillary Clinton, was definitely the big loser, coming in a surprising third place behind B.O. (tee-hee!) and Yawn Edfarts (hoo-hoo!).

It’s common knowledge that Mrs. Clinton is a barfy, barfy woman, but you have to respect her sense of humor. I was on HillaryClinton.com (a.k.a. my homepage) and was surprised by her coy use of sarcasm on the front page:

All the pundits are saying that the voters chose Obama’s “Change” over Hillary’s “Experience.” In a speech this morning in New Hampshire she told a crowd that “You need experience to make change…the type of change I’ve been making for the last 35 years!!!” Those changes apparently include her maiden name and a billion pantsuits.

I’m kind of hoping Hillary wins in ‘08, just so Laura Bush can run against her 2012. Two experienced ladies! That would be an exciting political race!

However, I must say it would be exciting to see a Black man in the white house. Just because it would be awesome to FINALLY start feeling like we were living in the goddamn future for once. (The Fifth Element, Deep Impact, 24, Idiocracy, Head of State, etc.). I’m just sad the first one won’t be a Black Republican. That would be so tight.

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