Jam McCain

John McCain won all three Potomac primaries last night. And, by doing so, he basically clinched the Wiipublican nomination for the general wiilection. Good for him.

Personally, I always find John McCain’s words to be inspiring. It’s so exciting to watch him speak (because he could seriously drop dead at any moment). Without question, my favorite part of his victory speech was this:

For real, though. I can’t listen to that dude without thinking of Uncrustables. He’s totally in the pocket of the jelly lobby.

One Response to “Jam McCain”

  1. Alexa Says:

    OMG. Uncrustables. Totally.

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