L’Chiamspeed Internet
Okay! Okay! I take it back! I want to be Jewish again. Sorry! What are you going to do sue me?…What, really? You will?
A few days ago, I got so enamored by the evangelical website www.godtube.com, that my faith began to waver a bit. Thankfully, my good friend Ethan just informed me about www.jewtube.com (motto: “Here’s Looking at Jew!”) and, needless to say, I’m back!
Jewtube is so awesome!!! It’s all the mirth and wonderment of Judaism broken up into literally hundreds of exciting, easy-to-watch viral videos.
This one is called “Chanukah Party.”
PAAAARRRRTYYYYYYY!!!! So jealous. That place was bumping. So insaaane. Almost NSFW. Speaking of, have you ever wondered what a fully erected (LOL!) sukkah looked like? Check this out:
(Warning, you might need your inhaler, because this vid is action packed.)
The one and only comment for that video:

THAT’S INTERESTING!
Here’s a Rabbi talking about sex. Kind of? I dare you to watch more than a minute. I couldn’t.
That Rabbi has uploaded like 400 videos on Jewtube. I bet he makes over 100K a year.
(Other must-sees include “Bat Mitzvah Borat” and “Purim Rap.”)
PS: Come to Totally JK tonight!

SHOWALTER! OLD SPRINGS PIKE! GREGJOHNSONONLINE.BLOGSPOT.COM!!!! This one is not to miss, folks!

