Steve Harvey, the well-known radio host and original king of comedy, is sponsoring some kind of weight-loss program called the “2008 Weight-off So You Can Take Your Shirt Off Campaign.” Good for him. Obesity blows. (No homo.) However, the website he made for this weight-loss campaign is completely insane. Like, it defies words. The only way I could describe it was through the use of a venn diagram:

There’s no other way to say it.

PLEASE CLICK THIS LINK AND SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!!!

I wish someone had given me one of Big Boom’s self-help books for my birthday. Maybe “How To Mount a Marble Lion in 5 Easy Steps” or “Make Your Nipples Cross-Eyed!”

I also wish my man Hamburger Jones had taken part in the photoshoot.

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