You know who I’m happy for? NPR’s Mo Rocca. (Seen here next to a fan.)

He’s a successful man, which makes sense because he’s so good at what he does.

The following sentence can be found on Mo Rocca’s wikipedia page, and it’s quite possibly be the funniest thing I’ve read in months:

He [Mo Rocca] worked as a writer and producer for the children’s television series Wishbone (1995), The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss (1996) and Pepper Ann (1997), and also as a consulting editor to the men’s magazine Perfect 10.

Perfect 10? Oh, you mean the porn mag for breast fetishists? Awesome.

Here’s a video of Mo Rocca doing his thing as a celebrity judge on Food Network’s Iron Chef America:

He went to Harvard.

I made this animation (to use as a tutorial for what to do after I tell a joke):

Mo Rocca, consider yourself PLIPPSED. You’ll never live up to the original Mo of comedy:

You know? From G.U.T.S.?