The “R.” stands for “Redemption”
Earlier this afternoon, singer R. Kelly was found not guilty on all 14 charges of his child pornography case.
GULP! You know this verdict means? KID RIOTS!!!
When asked what he planned to do now that he is legally vindicated, R. Kelly told journalists, “I’m going to Disney World! No, seriously. I’m going to Disney World and taking a leak on all those lil’ motherf*ckers!”
(There. I did it. You’re welcome for that timely reference.)
June 13th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
This is the most apropos thing I’ve e’er seen…
Furthermore, I thought the “It couldn’t have been me, I was trapped in the closet!” Alibi was good enough, why did they even need to have the trial?