I’m starting to think this tattoo was a mistake.
Look what I did to my chest:
Sooooo embarrassing. I am not proud of myself, you guys. Except for my tan. I’m very proud of my tan.
(SPOILER ALERT) Guess what? That wasn’t actually me who got the “Dick Sucka” tattoo. I mean, obviously. You can’t get buried in a Jewish cemetery with tattoos on your body. Not to mention a tattoo with such colloquial spelling.
Although, you have to admit the tattoo itself is quite nice. I especially like the hobo patch at the tip of the penis. It adds a bit of mystery. As do the letters “JER” on the right there. I sincerely hope the “Dick Sucka” tattoo was an attempt to cover up a keloidal “Jerk Offa #1″ brand scar.
Anyway, nice work. I’m sure you are the queen of third base.
(Thanks to Hannibal Buress for the link. See him live at Totally JK this Thursday night at Rififi. He’s hilarious.)
August 1st, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Sure it looks ridiculous now, but she can always get a tat artist to change it to something less embarrassing like “#1 Twix Snacka”. And hey, speaking of tattoos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZU_6aj3DWI
August 1st, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I love you man!
You better be doing a show when I come back to visit my old hoods this September!
Can I take you out to lunch and you can make milk come out my nose?
Evan
PS HA HA Brian Twix Snacka …Even funnier! Not sure you the dick won’t end up looking like a dog bone or a turd, but that is for you to figure out… you should totatally start a consultation business for people looking to transform shamefull tats.
August 2nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Wonder what the guy thinks of it LOL
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