Am I the father? Find out tonight!
Come to my show tonight at UCB!

Stick around for “Banging My Dick Against a Wall,” which is another great show.
Tickets: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/12486
Come to my show tonight at UCB!

Stick around for “Banging My Dick Against a Wall,” which is another great show.
Tickets: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/12486
August 23rd, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Dammit I really want to go to your Maury show, and I’m so pissed that I don’t live in NYC and I’m really mad and jealous at those of you who do. It looks so funny and the dick banging one sounds intriguing. Maybe if I win one of the Regis and Kelly makeovers I’m always applying for, they’ll pay my way to New York and I can see something funny for once in my freaking life.