1. I just read that Joe Biden has chosen his prep partner for the upcoming vice-presidential debates, and it’s Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm. From the New York Times:

Ms. Granholm, a Phi Beta Kappa graduate of the University of California, Berkeley, and Harvard Law School, has agreed to devote four days to Mr. Biden’s prep work.

Uhm…what? Why would Joe Biden do that? This Granholm lady sounds like a totally qualified and capable person. Shouldn’t he be practicing on someone like Dina Lohan?

2. You should watch this Comedy Central video in which I pretend to be so upset about fantasy football.

3. Come to Assscat 3000 this Sunday night at UCB Theater. 7:30 and 9:30pm. I’ll be the guest monologist for both shows. Chances are I’ll be talking about childhood diarrhea. Should be a fun time.