So, you should probably just come to the UCB Theater tonight instead. I’ll be performing my show Workdays with Maury alongside the wonderful John Gemberling and the vundarfal (that’s German for “diabetic”) Jenny Slate.

Again, the show starts at 8:00 pm. At 8:30 will be Violet Krumbein’s show “Human Painkiller.”
Ticket reservations? Why, yes. Click here: http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/12856