All-new Andy Rooney Game, you guys:

Amazing. He’s actually complaining that no one has murdered him yet.

1. Rabbi Mordechai Friedman may hate Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, but he loves reading from the newspaper…

2. Here’s the latest Andy Rooney Game about wristwatches…

3. And come to my show “Workdays with Maury” this Monday at 8pm!

Yesterday was Memorial Day and I had a great time. No joke, Memorial Day is one of my favorite holidays. As an American citizen, I think it’s important that we all stop and take a moment to honor and remember all the important memorials we’ve seen in our lives. To be honest, I don’t know where I’d be without all those memorials. (I normally use memorials as landmarks, so…)

Here’s the Andy Rooney Game from Sunday, where he talks all about Memorial Day.

Before I begin, I’d like to first thank all my devoted friends who came to both of my shows last night. I didn’t think anyone would actually do that. The only person I ever paid money to see twice in one day was Jackie Chan, the day Shanghai Noon came out. (Ah, to be seventeen again.)

Today, in honor of these wonderful people, I will be posting not one, but TWO youtubes.

Here’s last week’s Andy Rooney game:

And here’s Rabbi Mordechai Friedman getting so upset about the Pope that he does a comical spit-take:

Back by semi-popular demand, here’s the Andy Rooney Game from last night’s 60 Minutes: