All 2008 be doin’ is trimmin’!
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008Happy br’08, everyone. Hope you all had a pleasant and familial holiday season, full of joy and life lessons. Myself, I learned that baby-back ribs do NOT work as a New Year’s hangover remedy. (You just compound your headache with so much diarrhea.)
We’re three days into ‘08 already, and I’m happy to say that I’m staying good on my New Years resolutions, which were:
1. Never leave my apartment, no matter what.
2. Get so fat and also sad.
3. Get real-life gang members to leave comments on my blog.
4. Consider becoming a Hispanic person.
So far so good. A result of resolutions #1 and #2, I’m back to my old habit of watching a lot of Maury. And, as a result of watching a lot of Maury, I was introduced to–and soon fell in love with–an enormous black woman named Yolanda. I don’t want to give anything away, but just know that Yolanda is the new Monique.
It’s one thing to go on Maury. It’s an entirely different thing to go on Maury and test out your stand-up routine. (The best part is when Tahrey goes, “That was funny. That was funny. I’ll give you that.”)
Also, this commercial is on all the time and it’s great and I think I’m Hispanic now?
