In case you missed it, Noah Garfinkel and I were on The McLaughlin Group last Sunday.

Here’s the video:

Big ups to Matt James, our director and editor.

The NY Press interviewed me about my show Workdays with Maury. You should check it out.
In case you were wondering, the NY Press is New York’s “premier alternative newspaper,” which is great because Alternative news is my favorite kind of news. The Iraq War is all over the place, like T. Pain. Therefore, my show at UCB is Santogold. Or something. How about a Lil Wayne mixtape? Yeah, that’s better. Workdays with Maury is Da Drought 3 of news.

So, the other night I was watching this youtube of Keith Olbermann ranting about Hillary Clinton:

And, like an idiot, I totally left my webcam on:

(Big ups to Friend #3116)

I’ve been too busy writing ransom notes:

(thanks Matt)

Did you guys see 60 Minutes last night? Jeez Louise! Who knew Anderson Cooper was such a racist?

Eeeek. What a creep. More like Anderson KKKooper! Ammiright???

Time Magazine recently asked a bunch of celebrities who they thought should win this year’s Person of the Year award. Stephen King, of course, said Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan should win because they have destroyed the legitimacy of all media (…?). Aretha Franklin nominated her friend Bill Cosby for all his important work speaking out against black kids making a scene in the candy shoppes wearing their baggy jeans. My favorite, though, was Brian Williams’ choice for Person of the Year. Because it was the same as mine.

My [Brian Williams] nominee for 2007 Person of the Year is a woman…

…a woman with a history of abuse…

…a woman who has never run for elective office…

…someone we all know, someone who makes her presence known on a daily basis in all our lives and, for my money, is better than any male alternative.

That woman is Mother Earth.

I’m thankful for so manwii things. One of them is shelter.

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