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Dateline, Japan: Lambs are not poodles.

A company on the internet sold thousands of lambs to unsuspecting Japanese people thinking they were buying poodles.

“Look at all the puppiez!!!”

From Metro.co.uk:

The scam was only spotted after a leading Japanese actress said her ‘poodle’ didn’t bark and refused to eat dog food.

The actress hasn’t worked in months, she says, because her dog gave her foot and mouth disease.

Poodles are famously used by the rich and glamorous on the continent but are extremely rare in Japan, with many people having little idea what they look like.

I’m working on my own Japanese e-commerce website as we speak.

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