I had a great time exploring you. But I think I need to go back to New York now because I haven’t pooped in five days.

It’s official, the new N-word is “nappy.”

Did you guys hear that Johnny Hart died?

Who’s Johnny Hart? Uhm…only the man behind B.C., arguably the best and most important funny-pages comic of all time.

Let’s take a look at the man’s classics (click to enlarge):

LOL! It’s a menorah slowly turning into a cross, through the magical dying words of Jesus Christ! Hahaha! That. Is. Too. Much!

Two Wongs don’t make a Wright? What? Oh! Hahaha! Because Chinese people are inferior to Wh(r)ite people. What’s that called? Observational humor? Oh, right, a terrible pun.

Someone had to explain that one to me. The outhouse doesn’t stink because it’s full of raw sewage. No, you see, it stinks because it has a crescent moon on the door, which is a symbol of Islam. And Islam, as we all know, smells exactly like caveman shit and urine. ROTF!

Mr Hart’s wife, Bobby, said he died of a stroke on Saturday while working at his New York home.

 ”He died at his storyboard,” she told the Associated Press.

Here’s the unfinished storyboard right here:

The punchline will forever remain a mystery.

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